Thursday, October 7, 2010

A dead car, cake interrupted, and screaming hot sloppy joes

It has been one of those kind of days that makes you want to pull your hair out, stomp your foot in disgust, and just throw in the towel. Rinse and repeat.

Company's coming. I like to "put on the dawg" when expecting guests. My house, a 100 year old beauty, really lends itself well to this kind of show. But it is a 13 room old girl and the four of us that call this place home manage to live in every room, every day. Throw into the ring a big black dog that in a week sheds enough hair to make Elvis wigs for everybody, and it all makes for a level of clean, that while it isn't a health hazard, it sure wouldn't get Mr. Cleans approval. I know I should clean a little house everyday (at least that is what I was told when studying home economics), but I am a project kind of girl with at least 3 or 4 going all the time. And they take a lot of my attention. A lot. Add a tiny part-time job, the laundry, the cooking-well cleaning somehow gets overlooked a lot of days. That means getting ready for company finds me in a cleaning "fit".

So, I've been in a fit all week. The whole nine yards. I will spare you the details. Let's just say it involved a lot of Liquid Gold, Swiffer cloths, and it's companion, the Swiffer Mop. I chased one glob of dog hair so big I thought it was a kitten when I first saw it out of the corner of my eye. Who knew a dog with hair only 1/2" long could shed half his body weight in the stuff every day. I think he is secretly embarrassed about it too. He always gets that guilty look dogs are so good at whenever he sees me break out the Swiffer. You know, head kinda down, that slinky bowed back walk as he attempt to hide all 60 pounds of himself from me.

But, I got it done (with help from other residents), and as always, this old place cleans up good. I was looking forward to today. It was to be my shopping and baking day. I have a recipe for a pumpkin spice layer cake with browned butter frosting and today was the day to try it out. All perky from two cans of Coke and two cups of coffee, I grabbed my list and headed out the door for the grocery.My car is not quite so perky. It is dead. Really, really dead. Not even a click when I turn the key. I could call AAA, my husband suggests ,but I decide to just wait til my daughter gets home later in the day, borrow her car and do my shopping then. I'll do my cake baking in the meantime. I get all the dry stuff mixed together, grease and flour the pans, brown the butter, add the pumpkin, the buttermilk and the eggs. Eggs, those were on my shopping list. Because I don't have any eggs! Luckily, I realized this just in time to halt production before the point of no return. Now I decide AAA is a good idea after all. I can at least run to the convenience store and get some eggs, come home and finish my cake. An hour later the guy from AAA pulls up. He has multiple piercings, which would make you think he is really macho to endure all that pain. But the minute he sees my big black dog come charging at him, he jumps back in the truck. I hope he doesn't hear my snorting and snickering. It makes all that dog hair kinda worthwhile. Jasper the big black dog is on the job!. Since I really need that car now what with the state of affairs in my kitchen, I put the dog back in the house so this guy can boost my car. No such luck. My battery is going, going, GONE. When he told me, I seriously toyed with the idea of asking the guy for a ride to the store. I mean he seemed nice enough and all. And I could take Jasper just to make sure he stayed in line. I resisted the temptation and decided to just leave the cake til later. I could at least start something quick and easy for dinner. I love Pioneer Woman's recipe for Sloppy Joes so I threw the ingredients in the pan and since I really like Chili powder , I used the 2 tablespoons she calls for plus a little more. Boy they smelled good! I finally got something right on this day, I am thinking.

Dinner time came and I bit into my buttery-toasted bun dripping with Sloppy Joe filling. That tangy, slightly sweet taste I was anticipating was a little over-shadowed. Actually a lot over-shadowed. I went to the spice cabinet and grabbed the jar labeled "chili powder", opened it and tasted it. Seems the Cayenne pepper had gone undercover as chili powder. An hour later, as I was cruising down the rode in my daughter's car in pursuit of eggs and other edibles, the corners of my mouth were still burning and my nose had such a persistent drip, I was tempted to put a wad of Kleenex in each nostril.

I did get the eggs and the cake was eventually baked. I know it is going to be very good. I know because I licked the bowl and it was dee-lish. And the frosting? Oh Lordy! Browned butter, cream cheese, brown sugar and powdered sugar. How could it not be good? So at least my day ended on a sweeter note.


G. B. Miller said...

If you want to make that cake again in about 12 days, I'll forgo the diet until a more convenient time. :)

Sorry, you had such a no good, rotten, stinky day, but I sure enjoyed reading about it.

I'm pretty sure I left a comment on your other new post - but it's gone. ??

Shine said...

Hehehe....sorry...but your tale of the rotten stinky day is REALLY funny:) Makes me feel a little better to know I'm not the only one that has these "crazy" things happen in my life. Hope you enjoy your comapny and I KNOW they are gonna enjoy your beautiful home and awesome hospitality.